Orange ya gonna go?

I envy people who stop at orange lights. To have nothing better to do, but to voluntarily add at least three minutes to their total commute time, all the while sitting in the driver’s seat with a passenger who’s hashtagging something, and listening to some repetitive advertisement on the radio….. It’s very inconsiderate when the…

Adorable Ardern

Just putting it out there. Is there even a point, having an election in New Zealand next month? Jacinda Ardern is the most loved woman on the planet. Which would make Nationals Opposition Leader Judith Collin’s the most ambitious woman on the planet. And silliest. No doubt she’s got a lot of time and money…

Spotify is no longer single

Does anyone else feel like Spotify knows them better than anyone else sometimes? I jump on in the morning to crank some tunes and there’s all these new suggestions for music to listen to. And I love them all. Aside from the occasional Wiggles track which I attribute to my Disney playlist. And then there’s…

The blame game

Just to clarify, specifically to the media. Australia’s State leaders didn’t release COVID-19 upon their residents. Nor did they initiate the surges. So don’t interview them like they did. They also are not happy about re-visiting restrictions and putting hundreds of thousands of people out of work. So don’t interview them like they are. We…

Unnecessary imagery

Dear everyone with a social media account who achieves some sort of milestone, It’s not a “Who posted it better” competition. Warm regards, Users yet to achieve these milestones.

Starving or precious??

It’s not news that most of Victoria is in lockdown. While I can’t imagine the frustration, it seems residents are starving with the lack of notice they’ve been given. Bit drastic don’t we think? Surely the second surge announcements splashed all over the media for the past week has been an indicator? TV, Digital and…

Tutorial 3: Sex Appeal

Is there something in the Barista training 101 manual that states they must be tall and dark with a surprisingly sexy moustache? Perhaps right after the part that teaches them how to be adoringly friendly with the ability to make anyone, they’ve grinded beans for feel like the most important person in the world. To…

Off-leash etiquette

It’s amazing the variations of people you’ll come across at an off-leash dog beach these days. It’s come to the point where when a child asks “Is he friendly?” that it’s directed at the owner of the dog or dogs.  I’m not even kidding. So, a few things for other people to consider when they…

Fuel to the fire

People people people. All this pressure still mounting on Queensland’s Premiere to open the borders.  Rookies. Fact; Annastacia Palaszczuk (hurrah, spelt it correctly) is a female.  If you keep asking and pressuring her to open the borders, its only a bigger reason not to.  Also, I do think it would be brilliantly hilarious if she commenced each press conference…

Don’t hate us because we’re beautiful

Queensland. “Open the borders,” all the other states say. “Let us in,” they demand. “We’ve opened ours, you open yours.” “It’s not fair.” Hold up folks. Firstly, no one asked you to open your borders. However, Thank You. For opening your borders. We are so happy we can now cross over to your regions, so…