Don’t hate us because we’re beautiful

Queensland. “Open the borders,” all the other states say. “Let us in,” they demand. “We’ve opened ours, you open yours.” “It’s not fair.” Hold up folks. Firstly, no one asked you to open your borders. However, Thank You. For opening your borders. We are so happy we can now cross over to your regions, so…

Drinking and distancing

As COVID restrictions are easing up around the country, each state is setting their own rules, stages and boundaries which is fair enough.  In South Australia, restaurants and cafés can seat 10 people in their venues. And serve them food and drink, obviously.  But. They are not allowed to serve alcohol. Why? Because apparently, there…

A classified disaster

You may all already know this, but I’ve only heard it for the first time. And if you didn’t know, brace yourself for some very unnatural and inhumane behaviour. Apparently some bloke in Germany killed a man and ate him. Legit.  It wasn’t a stranger- at the time of the death anyways. They had been…

Take off at Coles

Advice for the single ladies… Thanks to COVID-19, thousands of people are out of their regular work and into new roles – whatever they can get basically. Which means, there are Pilots stacking shelves at Coles. Which means, it’s time to delete Tinder, if you haven’t already after your last virtual date ended by slamming…

Red carpet for Home Owners only.

And so it begins. Once you’ve signed that rental agreement, you’re nobody. They’ve got you now. They don’t care about the moving process, what’s working and what’s not, what’s on and what’s off, electricity, gas, plumbing. You work it out. You’re problem now. We have more important people to spend our time with. Like home…