“Someone is making me out to be an absolute idiot,” says Alex Nation on Bachelor in Paradise.

Because Bill has lied his face off to get into her pants. And it’s worked.

Is it Bill who’s made her look like an idiot though?

Last I checked, it was Alex -mother of one- who signed up to be on a reality TV show where she competed with other women to win the heart of one bloke she apparently fell in love with at first hand shake.

And then they had a mud bath on national television.

And then she ditched him and pursued a relationship with a woman she played AFLW with.

And then she returned to reality TV and seems to be the only person in the world who can’t see past Bill’s fake personality.

But it’s someone else who’s making you out to be an idiot, isn’t it Alex.

Ok.