Hypocrisy at its best

Can people stop hounding on Barnaby Joyce for taking $150,000 for an interview… Suddenly everyone’s got an opinion about a family doing a TV interview – as if they wouldn’t take the money of it was offered to them. Would you really turn down $150,000? I wouldn’t even turn down $100 to be honest. Be…

Another one bites the dust

And Morgan Freeman is next to be accused of sexual abuse on set. I feel like the men of Hollywood are going to have to start walking around with body cams soon. No doubt they’ve started already, wandering around with their arms in the air or with oven mitts to deter from any apparent inappropriate…

Mr or Mrs Markle

Is Thomas Markle secretly a woman? I mean… he’s going to the wedding, he’s not going to the wedding, he’s going, he’s not. Mrs Markle… it’s free booze. Pack a tampon and go to the wedding.

Relaxin in the kitchen

As a Masterchef viewer, I’ve noticed about 80 per cent of the contestants claim to love cooking because it’s relaxing. “After a busy day, I just get into the kitchen and it’s such a soothing feeling, mixing ingredients and combining flavours,” they say. So why on earth would you want to become a chef, and…

License to bully

Another video has emerged of young teenagers viciously fighting, over an incident sparked by online bullying. It’s happening all too often now, and I can only imagine how scared parents would be as they send off their loved ones to school. Or to the shopping centre. Or to the cinema. Or to bed. There is…

Slims pickings for the prince

The latest on Meghan Markle, is that her brother has now written a letter to the Prince, stating her flaws and reasons not to marry her. He’s basically warning Harry off of her. This comes after media have flooded news and magazines with interviews with her father, and her sister who barely speak to the…

Mrs Kim Jong Un

How has Kim Jong Un got a wife, yet I’m still single? I mean… I don’t brush my hair very often and I always burn toast. But I never tried to dispatch missiles or launch a nuclear war on another country. Must be the money thing. Or she may have got sick of the lack…