Cat got your ox tongue?

If anyone’s ever watched My Kitchen Rules, I mean other than “that episode” where two grown women thought it was ok to start calling people clowns and blowfish, they would often see teams commenting on meals they have been served up by other contestants. The comments are quite commonly along the lines of “We do…

Innocent Apollo

My dear sweet Apollo. This humble god like creature has finally arrived on Bachelor in Paradise. When introduced, he was asked what season of Bachelorette he was from and how viewers might have remembered him. “That bread stick moment,” he says. No dear. Viewers (and by viewers, I’m talking all the women in Australia), remember…

They ain’t trolling for your selfies

Why are all the Facebook users in the world freaking out about this whole “hack” situation? If your 1256 ‘friends’  know what you ate for breakfast, or your hurting after leg day, or what movie you’ve gone to see at the cinema, I think it’s ok the rest of the world knows too. Everyones freaking…

Cyclists

It’s no secret Australia’s cyclists are killing it at the Commonwealth Games. After years of swerving, screeching, 15km/h on highways and near misses they have wreaked upon the entire Country’s drivers over the years…. About time they gave something back. Although I don’t think it’s worth the medals. It much rather not almost kill one…

There are worse decisions

Quick back story here, a very shortened one. In 2010, Sam Ballard, a 19-year-old strapping rugby player became disabled after swallowing a garden slug as a dare. As a result (a super rare one), the teen contracted eosinophilic meningo-encephalitis, lapsed into a coma for 420 days and became a quadriplegic. The family are now fighting the Government…

Chill out Maccas

A guy took home the wrong order from a McDonalds Drive Thru and they called the police to go to his house, for a ‘criminal offence’?! I mean, seriously? Hello, HE WAS HANDED THE ORDER from the Macca’s staff. They made the mistake, not him. How about next time, hire people over the age of…