Keep your rejects

I’ve figured it out. Rachel and Roula must have been knock backs from series 5 of The Bachelor. Makes perfect sense. They can’t cook and they are catty as anything. Just over the top snarly witches. Rachel needs to go back to school to learn how to be an adult and Roula needs to do…

Too far MKR

Could not have been more excited for the season premiere of My Kitchen Rules last night. Could not have been more disappointed at the end of episode 1. What is happening MKR? It seems they producers have completely forgotten the show’s original concept of being an “Australian competitive cooking show” and flipped it around to…

One of these days

One of these days there will be a tennis player named Daniel Smith. I’m fairly certain my children will all have names with 9 consonants in a row and at least one X and one Z in both the first and surnames. I’ll be that mum in the stands, cheering my baby on in a…

I ain’t won yet

I got a bit over excited last month when the Sunrise Cash Cow jackpot hit $90,000 and sent about 75 texts for entry. Not knowing the additional charges are not included in phone caps. I don’t know why I suddenly applied when it hit the $90 k either. It’s not like I wouldn’t be thrilled…