It’s no secret that all of Australia’s politicians are facing mass job losses due to being dual citizens.

Does anyone else think at the rate we are going, our next Prime Minister will be Blinky Bill?

Splodge the Kangaroo for Deputy?

Sounds crazy, but hey so does getting the sack because your Grandpa was born in New Zealand, took a boat ride to the next large mass of land, fell in love and had a family.

I also think that it won’t be long before it’s just women on the big screen in light of all these sexual assault allegations taking over Hollywood.

The universe needs to chill the eff out before we replace Parliament House with a Gum Tree and only have Orange is the New Black as an option on Netflix.

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