Happy birthday to you

It’s Robert Irwin’s 14th birthday today, so Australia Zoo are allowing free entry all day. Does anyone know when it’s Richard Branson’s birthday? Or James Squires?

Aussie sex fiends

It was only a matter of time before Hollywood’s splurge of sexual assault cases rubbed off on Australia and it seems Don Burke is number is the first to be named as a sexual predator. His defence; self diagnosed Aspergers. Don… we may have been born among the gumtrees but we sure weren’t born yesterday.

Ungrateful holiday goers

Mount Agung, a volcano in Bali is officially erupting after predictions for the activity began about two months ago. The eruption has resulted in thousands of Aussies having to alter their holiday plans as flights cannot continue with ash cloud that has resulted. Poor poor people living in the first world country being stuck at airports…

The shower it is

Don’t you hate it when you go to wash your feet in the toilet but the rules prevail….. All I wanted to do was have dinner on the beach with clean feet. What concerns me is that this was the only place in all of Bali that I came across with such a sign. (And…

Shame on you

The results are in today for marriage equality as 61.6 per cent of Aussies conclude the decision to allow all people to marry whomever them choose. What I find interesting is this figure, of 61.6 per cent. This is not a huge amount, with just over half of voters wanting to see marriage equality, and…

The eve of equality

T’was six weeks before Christmas When Parliament House Took to a big decision Tho the answer obvious to a mouse   The voters had spoken To make the world fair In the hope that a wedding Could be for any pair   Couples were nestled All snug in their beds While visions of bridal parties…

Universe…chill.

It’s no secret that all of Australia’s politicians are facing mass job losses due to being dual citizens. Does anyone else think at the rate we are going, our next Prime Minister will be Blinky Bill? Splodge the Kangaroo for Deputy? Sounds crazy, but hey so does getting the sack because your Grandpa was born…

From hate to unemployed

It seems a woman has been fired for hating President Trump. The single mother gave him the finger while she was out cycling and he was passing through in a motorcade. Days later she was fired in light of the event that was captured by a Whitehouse photographer. Mind you, she did think it was…

Let it ring

Tell me if this sounds all too familiar. You make a call, the person answers and you greet them with hello, and who you are and the respond with “Sorry, I can’t talk right now,” Why did you answer your phone then? If you can’t talk, don’t talk. Let it ring out. Sometimes that’s ok….