Why is it that you ask someone to marry you, and regardless of the answer, it’s pretty much instant 99 per cent of the time.

Ask someone if they want steamed or fried rice and it’s like Sophie’s Choice.

I guess if you say yes and change your mind, you generally have plenty of time to jump in with a no before the wedding. Or even at it to be honest, if along the way something eats your heart.

Whereas with the rice, once it’s served, you have to re-order if you change your mind, which will cost you a few minutes and maybe like $6.

Yea ok. Now I get it.