Be civil not criminal

There have been a lot of riots in Melbourne over the homeless people lining themselves along Flinders street station, smack bang in the middle of the city. What a co-incidence that this comes at a time when all of Melbourne will be inundated with football fans from all Australia for Grand Final Weekend. Basically, the…

Time for another switcharoo

After landing in the top eight for the NRL and coming in as the underdogs, the North Queensland Cowboys have made it to the Grand Final. Their poor supporters however seem to be stuck in Townsville, unless they are willing to take out a second mortgage for the sake of seeing a second potential premiership…

When the banks tell porcupies

Commonwealth Bank, Westpac, ANZ and NAB all announced on Sunday the unpopular $2 fee to take money out of a competitor’s ATM would be abolished due to its unpopularity. Did they actually expect it to be popular? Ain’t nobody instagramming selfies at the ATM with #lovepayingmore #extrafeesarethebest This is what generally happens when something is…

A killer room

A prisoner was murdered at the jail up here, by another inmate. Which poses the question…. Where do they put a prisoner that’s killed a prisoner? I guess if anything, they would put him in solitary confinement. So basically some poor inmate gets killed so this guy can get his own room? But also, when…

Selective multitasking

It’s quiet often, at the cinema that you’ll be queueing up for several minutes before you get to the counter to grab a ticket and your snacks. What I don’t understand is why people don’t use that time to decide what they want to snack on, or even see in some cases. In a world…

Big decisions

Why is it that you ask someone to marry you, and regardless of the answer, it’s pretty much instant 99 per cent of the time. Ask someone if they want steamed or fried rice and it’s like Sophie’s Choice. I guess if you say yes and change your mind, you generally have plenty of time…

Addicted to winning

A woman is suing the makers of a pokie machine because apparently it’s rigged. If its ‘rigged’, don’t play it. I feel like the only reason she believes it is rigged is because she lost money. Doesn’t she know what gambling is? Don’t try to place blame on other factors because of your addiction. If…

Shut. Up.

I was catching up on bachelor re-runs and came across something that really annoyed me during home visits. Matty was meeting Tara’s family, when her brother (I didn’t catch his name, but for the sake of this article and my anger towards him, I’m calling him Mr Wanker) decided to throw some pretty rough comments…

General admission all the way

I don’t understand people that get seats at a concert. What are they looking at from their chairs? 70 per cent of them are that far back that whatever is on stage resembles any clip from the movie Ants. What do they do that whole time in tiny seats while live music is being played…

Ok. Enough now Mr Tomic 

Is this guy for real? Does he actually understand the words coming out of his mouth? Bernard… you need to sack your PR team. Although it’s not like it’s a huge waste of money for you. More of a ‘peanuts’ expenditure. But what is he thinking when he is openly saying these things to reporters?…