On my way to the airport in the taxi, the driver decided to turn up the radio right when there was mention of the recent terrorist Sydney airport plots that were unfoiled only days ago.

Could have turned it up when they said the weather.

Just saying.

Also, note to self. 

Do not spend the day before a flight tanning at the beach when you have a middle eastern background already.

If I get ‘randomly’ selected one more time…