The burka…to ban or not to ban. If people want to wear a burka, just let them. There is no way of tracking the ban anyways. Whats to stop me from wrapping a sheet around my head, so it replicates a burka but is actually just a girl with a sheet on her head? “I’m…
Month: August 2017
Just what you always wantedÂ
Next time you go on a trip and forget to get someone a gift… Brissy airport has got you covered. “I spent two weeks on the Gold Coast and here’s your gift baby… “I got you the jackaroo mix and a low carb mix for your parents.” Switch the sign Brisbane. I think the reason…
Bachelorettes all confused
So…The Bachelor. Do you notice that at the start, like from the very first cocktail party, the women all claim that Matty B is their perfect match, and they can see themselves falling in love with him, and he is everything they ever wanted and they’re just meant to be together and he is the…
A fashionable shower
I came across a Peter Alexander shower cap online today that cost $35.95. I mean, I know Peter Alexander is a good brand and I’m happy to fork out a few extra bucks for a great set of PJ’s. But a shower cap. Seriously. I mean… that’s a Friday Frenzy airfare between Adelaide and Melbourne. …
Crying over a tune
Ok Aussies. Enoughs enough. As if our first world problems weren’t dumb enough, this one has topped them all. Residents are actually complaining that an icecream van plays the music too loud, and have gone to council to shut it up. Because it must be so hard when they get out of their Egyptian cotton…
Bouncers be bouncers
Did you hear the one about the Danish prince who tried to walk into a bar and was refused entry because he had no ID? This is brilliant. http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/brisbane-traffic/denmarks-crown-prince-frederik-turned-away-from-brisbane-hotel-report-20170821-gy188l.html What’s better then the bouncers not even knowing who he was, is that once they realised they still refused him entry because actually had no ID….
It’s a match. Not a gold medal.
So for those of you who are not familiar with Tinder, and found love in high school or soon after and have been happily married ever since and have no doubt told the world through all aspects of social media seven times a day how in love they are with their life, just so you…
A long search ahead
Did Charlene on the bachelor really just say upon exit she was searching for a man who was into pugs, martial arts and performing in musical theatre? Honey… no wonder your still single. My only requirements are tall and funny and I’m still on my hunt. So maybe broaden the search a little. I mean…
Poor Matty J
Poor Matty. First he gets crushed by the Bachelorette, and now channel 10 have set him up with strippers. Those budget cuts must have affected their vetting procedures. He seemed pretty annoyed about the whole situation, because the girls had not come and told him about their pasts. To be fair though…when were they supposed…
Attention Mr Zuckerberg
Depression rates are super high nowadays. It’s a world wide thing and it’s really sad that it’s affecting so many people, who you would least expect it to hit. I think a lot can be attributed to social media because it’s the one factor that has become consistent in everyones lives and is almost impossible…