Our precious pollies

Today’s politicians sure do a lot of talking and promising.  “Better health,” this and “Better education” that and “Greenhouse emissions,” this…. Do they know that it’s everyone over 18 that votes? Not just people who are married with kids, or people who are retired or people who are vegans. And to be honest, the vegans…

Trump be trumping

Media today are making claims about all these people that President Trump has fired over his time in office. Didn’t anyone ever watch the apprentice? What did you expect? Ain’t gonna get nowhere with low performing people. If anyone knows this it’s President Trump. If he’s fired dozens of celebrities on national TV I don’t…

Bullies be gone 

I’ve discovered why there is no “bachelor kids’ series.  It’s because the current series is actually Bachelor kids. Seriously. These women are such bullies. They are just really really mean, and in a childish way. I’m talking huddle in a corner and whisper pretty damn loudly about other contestant’s and also literally yelling out nasty…

It’s a BO mystery

I don’t understand how people who have terrible BO don’t realise it. Do they also have blocked noses? Because there are some really bad cases out there. I’m talking, we can smell it from the next room, or from any seat on the bus, or from any treadmill at the gym. If the person next…

The Bachelor begins

Dear Bachelorette’s, It’s ok to just tell Matty what you do for a living. He will still believe you regardless of whether you demonstate it or not. It’s not going to be “So what do you do?” “I’m a rhythmic gymnast” “Show me.” Regards, All the viewers who have now envisioned single women doing rhythmic…

Leave Stefanovic alone

Today host Karl Stefanovic has been slammed over making ‘sexist’ comments about channel 9’s Ninja Warrior. He suggested that the competition should use different courses for men and women. For more info, click here. I’ve just learnt that not only is it the same course for both sexes, but also for the actual competition. So…

Little to the imagination

It hasn’t even started yet, but I’m so pumped for this years Bachelor. Already the news is in about some of the contestants. Today it’s all about how one bachelorette did not know how much flesh she was revealing in her opening night dress. This is the article. Is she kidding? “I didn’t realise how…

Masterchef ends 

I can’t help but wonder if after seeing last nights epic 6 hour pressure test challenge Ben and Diana might have contemplated splitting the $250,000 and heading to the pub instead. Or Mexico. And did anyone else wonder whether Ben was 7 when he had his eldest daughter?

Bachelorette to actress

This just in: former bachelorette Sam Frost has landed a role in Home and Away. There’s a lot of slamming going on with people claiming that she is taking away an opportunity for trained actors to be on the show. It’s Home and Away. Not NCIS. I don’t think any of the actors on Home…

Kisses for a cuppa

Yesterday was the first day since my move to North Queensland that I did not buy a coffee. This made me realise I’ve spent $100 on coffee in the last month. Thats $1200 a year, for a cuppa. And it’s not going to stop. I spent a whole year out in the country in SA…