The dating game

So I’ve been dating. I’m not cut out for this. I just cannot deal with letting people down if I don’t want to see them again. Just to clarify, I don’t think that I’m so amazing that every date I have wants to marry me.   I’m just really bad at conflict. It’s just never…

“Shocked” they say

Victorian police have confirmed that Cardinal George Pell has been accused of multiple charges relating to historical sexual abuse allegations. He is like the third most senior catholic at the Vatican and the announcement has shocked the entire Catholic Church in Australia and Rome. Are they shocked? Can’t say I am…. I mean if precedent…

He does it again

Trust Callan, last weeks beef and chocolate disher upper to bring back coriander ice-cream to the Masterchef kitchen tonight.   Stop it. Beef and coriander. Chocolate and ice-cream.

Tickets please

So… theres this crazy as man in Sydney thats gone and literally surgically implanted a metro card into his wrist so that he can just scan his arm on the ticket gate when he gets the train. Here’s the actual article. Because it’s such a damn nuisance to have to reach into your back pocket…

Camilla the home wrecker?

This morning they have referred to Camilla Parker as a home wrecker. Are you kidding? Pretty sure Charles was the one that was married with two kids and was interested in someone else.   Camilla is only human. (Questionable in this image. One of her parents may have been an echidna.)     I don’t…

Ouch

Just burnt my fingers. I pretty much dipped them in boiling water. Idiot. I believe my exact words when it happened was “F@CK S@IT C@NT MOTHERF@KER.” Lucky I live alone.

I’m going live…

So I’ve been blogging for almost two years now and people are always asking me how to access this ‘blog’ I have been working on. And today.. I am launching my blog to all my friends.   I’ve held off previously because thing is, I tend to blog about people I know. And I’m not…

Time wasting movies

I think it’s funny when people bitch and moan about how they watched a movie that was really dull and are upset that it wasted their time. Regardless of whether the movie was entertaining or not I don’t know that there could have been much more productivity established in those two hours. I mean, you…

Plenty of fish in the sea

Do people on Tinder know that they are not the only ones? Like..when they have comments that say “If you wanna know, just ask” Ok but if you want a date, maybe tell me. Just a simple ‘I have a job and like dogs’ will do. After all, beggars can’t be choosers. But don’t people…

The Spartan Challenge

The Spartan Challenge has come to Townsville. A huge track and course designed to test anyone physically and mentally over 7km, 21km or 42km (if you are actually Spartan) with all the obstacles that come in the forms of ropes, trees, walls and barbed wire. Gets me thinking, all these things people do to keep…