Waitin’ on a sunny day

I’m waitin’……… Waitin’ on a sunny day. Gonna chase the clouds away. Waiting on a sunny day. In light of recent events, I’m going from south to north of Australia to pursue my passion for… well… being happy and living life to the max. I’m chasing the clouds that have dampened the beginning of 2017,…

Dancing in the wetlands

I cannot dance. Thing is, that does not stop me. When I go walking with my pup, one of the best things about being out in the middle of nowhere is that I can listen to my music and jump up and down like a retard, waving my arms in the air and singing the…

Manchester terror

Only hours into this devastating blast in Manchester and the media are questioning the security in every interview and update. Hello???? Blame the terrorists. Blame the idiot suicide bomber who thought it would be ok to wonder into a concert hall foyer and detonate a blast that has directly resulted in deaths and casualties of…

Please explain.

So, a 17year old walks into a bank and has about $145 in their account and asks for a loan for $50,000. Would this be approved? I’m sorry, but computer says no. No, no. no. Even if they were 18, it’s still a no, right? So. Why are these kids then able to go to…

Buy an ice-cream

In another Masterchef challenge, they had to make this crazy fire rocket cracker desert. They were given 3 and a half hours to do this.   Why on earth would anyone spend three and a half hours making a desert, when they can just go to the shop. Or Gelatissimo. I don’t get it. It…

Who cares if she did it.

A young girl getting caught with drugs in a foreign country is a terrible scenario to imagine. Here’s what I’m talking about. Cassie Sainsbury has denied the claims. Before I continue, let’s not forget that this girl is just 22 years old which leaves her with little life experience or wisdom (obviously). If she is…

Master idiots

Dear Masterchef contestants, Stop putting vegetables and herbs in icecream. It’s unnecessary. Besides, coriander is expensive. Save that shit for a stir fry. Or maybe you prefer¬†chocolate in a¬†beef teriyaki. Also unnecessary.  

Rely on no one

I’m so sick of being let down. I’ve come up with the perfect solution: Rely on no one. I don’t even know why they bothered coming up with the term; reliable. It’s not a thing. If it was once, it certainly is no longer. It’s a big fat myth like a unicorn. If you stop…