I was at one of the ever so dull council meetings this afternoon and a Councillor rambled on about the state of some of our roads and mentioned that there were limbs falling out of the sky.

I immediately pictured driving down a country road at 110kms an hour (ok, in 12 months when I get my licence back, not like today)  and then suddenly a whole bunch of arms and legs just falling from the sky and onto my car.

Then I had a chuckle.

Most entertaining part of the meeting.

I’m sorry if truck washes and feral deer don’t grab my attention.

May as well talk at me about gardening like my driver last week.

After the limbs thing, I spent the next few minutes googling images of giant kettles because my mate was sad that he had to fork out $1500 for a new hot water system.

Full of ideas I am.