So, I just got driven home by a lovely lady (don’t ask me why I had to be driven and I wasn’t driving myself…too soon. Stay tuned for an update when I’m ready to talk about it) but this women, she just bantered on and on about gardening… and do you know what suddenly popped into my mind at the time?
How I had just been emailing my bestie about our upcoming catch up in a few weeks in Perth and we were discussing what we would need and she said ‘a carton of cruisers’.
And I just thought, ‘did she say one carton? like as in just one carton?’
I have no doubt in my mind that we will need several.
How does this shit just pop into my mind tho? Seriously, alcoholic much.
In my defense, nobody likes hearing about gardenias and soil. But her, anything for a lift. because when you live in the middle of nowhere and uber, buses and taxi’s aren’t a thing and you get hit up about covering a golf day that just so happens to be the BIGGEST day of the year for a middle of nowehere club, well you just gotta put up with a but of gardening banter.
Or you go for a 9km walk.
Next time, I think I’ll consider walking.
Time to email her back. I’ll have to find one of those ‘Gurrllll you crazy’ GIFs.
P.S The gardening lady’s name was Tulip.
I’m not even kidding.