Listened to The Little Mermaid II soundtrack all the way to Naracoorte today.

Hmmm.

Like, it’s not even the first one. It’s the second one.

If there was anything more embarrassing then belting out the first one, it would be belting out the second one.

But it’s actually a great soundtrack.

This is why I need kids.

I’m trying to enjoy not having them. But after work, what else is there to do?

I tried yoga tonight, with an app I downloaded. 10 minutes in, my arms hurt and I realized family feud had started.

So I gave up.

And deleted the app.

Replaced it with a cocktails recipes app.

Much more realistic. Until I have kids. But I’m sure there is a mocktail substitute.