In the dog house, but why?

So, an MP has used his chauffeur to drive his dogs around whilst they were waiting for him.

‘Victoria’s Corrections Minister has apologised after it was revealed he used his taxpayer-funded chauffeur-driven car to ferry his pet pooches 120 kilometres between his Melbourne home and his country house’

I’m sorry, but I don’t think this guy should apologise.

If work supplies us with something, it’s pretty damn common to use it where we can, personal use included.

I’ve printed personal renting agreements at work, streamed pandora from my work phone, and taken stationary home.

I’m certain that other people have used work cars for picking up kids from school.

I’m certain that other people have used designated city parks for weekend shopping.

The only difference here is that the money is from the tax payers.

I think it’s more absurd that we have to fund this guys chauffeur when I’m pretty sure he has a license and a car himself.

Do all MP’s get their own chauffeured cars?!

I think tax payers money can surely go to better causes. I’d actually rather have paid for the dogs to be chauffeured then the MP.

Dogs cant get their license. The MP can.

This guy has done nothing wrong. It’s the Government who is doing things wrong but allocating our funds for stupid causes.

Acting my age

Listened to The Little Mermaid II soundtrack all the way to Naracoorte today.


Like, it’s not even the first one. It’s the second one.

If there was anything more embarrassing then belting out the first one, it would be belting out the second one.

But it’s actually a great soundtrack.ed774d48e9c2c2b90a59b29095bc8893.jpg

This is why I need kids.

I’m trying to enjoy not having them. But after work, what else is there to do?



I tried yoga tonight, with an app I downloaded. 10 minutes in, my arms hurt and I realized family feud had started.

So I gave up.

And deleted the app.

Replaced it with a cocktails recipes app.

Much more realistic. Until I have kids. But I’m sure there is a mocktail substitute.


The presidents parade…

I don’t get this.

Like, when someone important is on the road, as in the President, or Prime Minister, or the Queen, they always have like 10 cars in a row on the road with them.

And, as if this doesn’t make it obvious enough, it’s not like they are your typical holden commodores. They are 10 fancy limo type cars.

And, they have flags and lights and police escorts as well.

Hello…. they may as well get out a loudspeaker and yell out “Come and blow up the President. Here he is.”

Why do they need 10 cars anyway? And why must all of them follow one another? Is there only one person who actually knows where they are going?

Can’t they car pool?

I mean, no one likes to be in the middle, but it’s not like anyone would take a whole other vehicle because they don’t want to share the backseat.

Imagine what they could do with the money they saved if they cut about 16 drivers from their employee’s.

They could use the money to buy the President his own car. maxresdefault.jpg

Can’t the president drive?

Can’t he take the bus?

Because really, that would be much less obvious. If I was on a bus and I saw someone who looked exactly like Barack Obama, I would probably chuckle to myself and let it go.

I highly doubt that anyone who is planning to assassinate the president is waiting at the H65 but stop for the off chance that he hops on.

Even Uber would be a safer option.



Kim Kardashian gets robbed…

So they are calling it a classic case of “The girl who cried wolf”.

Oh yea. Because remember that time Kim Kardashian told everyone that she got tied up and locked in a bathroom whilst all her jewelry got stolen?

I sure don’t.

Why are people constantly bickering that this family love the limelight and the fame.

I mean, it’s no secret that they do, but freaking good on them!

Why not? It’s paying the bills (ok, the bills. And the mansions and the private jets and the personal cooks). And it’s also making people laugh and remain entertained.

Yes they are over the top, and dramatic and bitchy and over react and transexual and divorced and everything really. But they entertain us and, well to be honest, they are pretty good people.

Most people with that much money would be addicted to something, constantly sleeping around, doing nothing with their lives.

And also, they will admit they want the publicity. And this is brilliant.

How frustrating is it when you want to get a photo of someone and they cringe and make a HUGE deal about having their picture taken. Hello, its not a front page cosmo cover feature. It’s a photo. Just smile and move the eff on!

So let them be who they want to be.

Because we have all seen an episode of the Kardashians. And there is no way you could get through one without cracking a smile.

Oh, and they are HOT!

And they are not a size 000 or whatever they are labelling it these days.

So lets give this family some praise!

And maybe lets give Kim her jewlery back, if the culprits are reading this blog. Most people in Paris speak french and english as well right?