It says ‘cruise control’… but we all know this is code for snap chat opportunity.

One of these days I’m going to get arrested. If its not for ghosting.

I kind of feel that the snap chat face changers should be on par with the radio stations. Like, don’t be posting a Sia face and hair combo on snap chat, and then have her songs played on the most popular radio station.

Thats just asking people to snap and drive.

Id totally bring that up in court if I was ever brought in for it.

Counter sue.

And they may argue that I’m 31. But still… I can try.