A little bit racist….

When your Sri Lankan neighbour bangs on your door 3 times a day, and you finally lose your shit and open the door, ready to yell something not nice and he is standing there holding 3 plates of home cooked food for you and a ‘friend’. And he know’s there is no ‘friend’ so you…

This day…. No thanks.

So I spent all day today in an office with five people who barely said anything to anyone.  I know they don’t know me very well, because I’m new, but they do know each other.  A lady rang in enquiring about someone who had been in our death notices recently. She wanted to know where…

Moving to the country.

I am now a journalist. I had been applying for like six months. Got nothing. Then suddenly, BOOM…three offers in one week. Seriously. And the shit thing is, that I took the first one… but it is probably the most dull. So I am now living in the country, and have upped a population of…

Fast Post #7

How do you google how to spell something? Because technically, if you google how to spell anything, the way you google is is the way it is spelt. Like if you google ‘how do you spell fase?’ for example. How does google know that you mean face and that there isn’t a word such as…

Fast Post #6

I was watching Good Chef Bad Chef today. Just to clarify, it was purely because I was on my lunch break and stuck indoors due to the hail storm outside. My only other options were that retarded briefcase show or RPA (not good when your eating.) The woman made a dip out of macadamia nuts…

Anyone for a Date??

I think it’s time to start dating. A single Personal Trainer at work was just making idle chit chat with me and asked if I was single, to which I responded: Yes. I am single. Why… Do you want to have kids…..? But seriously. It was this poor guys first day on the job. He was…

Excuses excuses..

Did you ever go somewhere and want to leave, but feel like you needed an excuse to leave? Like ok.obviously if its work, or another important commitment, you will need an excuse. Like an illness or family emergency. Side note; how is it that when a parent has a sick child and has to leave,…