Matt Damon is coming

Im not gonna lie… I provided terrible customer service this morning because I was online trying to figure out in 25 words or less why I should get to meet Matt Damon on Sunrise next week. Because I want to marry him would have been too cliché. But I do. And if I get to meet him…

Fast Post #5

If you’re not overtaking the truck, then you may as well drive behind it. #sharetheroad

Proud Aunty Dee

So I don’t have my own children. But I do have two nephews and two nieces and one more something on the way. (When I say ‘something’, I am referring to the sex of the next one. Not the species. My sister definitely only has sex with human males) And I love them to bits….

Fast Post #4

I forgot I was 30 last weekend and wore a playsuit for the first time ever to a very boozy BBQ. I have concluded from this experience that playsuits should come with a label that clearly states firstly, its washing instructions and secondly a warning label : Not suitable for alcoholics. #howdoigetmyvaginaoutofthisthing

Aunty Dee Post #1

My poor nephew. I was babysitting yesterday and he had lost one of his Dr. Seuss books. We literally looked everywhere for it. He was so upset. He asked me “Where else can we look?” And my solution…”Why don’t we look on the bright side?” Poor kid. He said “Where’s that?” To which I tried…

Home and Away and don’t come back.

I’m sorry. But I just don’t get Home and Away. It seems to me that there are more orphaned teenagers (who also resemble super models) in Summer Bay then in all of the world. And how stupid is Irene to keep taking them in? There’s always a fire, or a shooting, or a robbery or…

Roadworks…Just no.

Why are all the major road works done on weekends?? It’s much more of an inconvenience to be late to a movie, or the pub then to be late for work. I’d rather miss a meeting then happy hour. And then at least I would be getting paid to sit in traffic and pick my…

Dont text when stationary.

Has anyone else noticed police officers wondering around the streets in the middle of heavy traffic? I’ll tell you what’s going on. They park their cars behind fences and other things, and get out at intersections but still hide amongst the bushes. Then they slowly creep around and look at all the drivers who are…