I’ll tell you why.

Heard this ad today on the radio: “Why do all the locals love Westborough IGA? Is it because of the fresh bread that is baked daily? Or is it because of the variety in fruit and vegetables……….?” And it went on and on about all the reasons that the locals may have loved this grocery…

Just give us plates.

Just give us plates. Are you kidding me. That’s what I was watching on the news this morning. There was actually a story based on consumer demand for plates for their food when eating out as opposed to boards and all the other fancy stuff that is happening. If this is what we are complaining…

And the Business is..

My business. Dog Day Care. Because I can tell you right now i’d much rather be dishing out great customer service to dogs as opposed to people. Dogs appreciate it. Dogs acknowledge people and they get over everything so damn quick. If its too cold, they will still eat it. If its dirty, they will…

Lesbehonest….

I swear that every time I shower at work, there is a lesbian there getting ready at the same time. The same one. I go to start getting changed and it’s always around the time that she is finishing up. So you would look at her, and she’s already showered. Hairs done, shoes on ready…

Ok. Take the Tissues.

So I’ve just learned that the person who took the sticky taped box of tissues off my desk was a Class Instructor. And the reason was that she took them (wait. Ripped. She ripped them off my desk) was because a participant in her class had a stroke. And I found this out, after distributing…

Don’t take my tissues.

Ok so, I have this issue with people not putting things back where they get them from. Especially if it’s not yours and you are borrowing it from someone else. Seriously. Take what you need, then put it back. I’ve had to label everything that’s on my desk at work. Not that it’s a big…

Fact: Ghosting is a crime.

I did mention in a previous post that I applied for the police force. This is true. It was a few years back and it was a long process. So many forms to be completed. I had to do so much research about my own life. But I got there, 22 pages and 19 days…

They have it all. But do they?

When I say rich people, I don’t meant those who work hard. I mean those who have grown up, always being well off and never having come across any scenario where money was an issue. Kids who have grown up getting everything they want, those who marry into rich families and have never worked a…

But seriously, heres what I do.

I am a Customer Service Manager at a large health club. Thats it. Thats all your get. Because I do not want to get sued or hit up by today tonight if I happen to mention the oh so dodgy things that occur. But also because we have over 3000 members, and Adelaide is small….

So heres what I do.

So it may be of use for you all to know what I actually do for work right now. Just because I plan to whinge and discuss my everyday encounters with all the splendid and not so splendid people in this world. I work at a gym. No I am not a Personal Trainer. Partly…