Dramatic quarantine-ers

First of all, Tennis is one of my favourite sports and I love the players. The Australian Open is one of may favourite times of the year! But. These tennis players in quarantine. Yes, it’s not ideal. They can’t train and they have limited access to coaches and other essentials.  However. Do we need to…

What a Qatarstrophe

Remember when they found a baby at Qatar airport, and decided to perform pelvic exams on all the woman on the plane? Turns out the baby’s parents were Asian convicts. Key word. Asian. Didn’t they pick this when they found the baby? I just think it would have made much more sense if they had…

Just go with it

If I hear one more person whinge about bottle shops remaining open in lockdown situations…. Yes it seems absurd. Yes it seems unfair, but also, sshhhh. Remember that time in Victoria when there was backlash over numbers allowed at races vs numbers allowed for AFL GF gatherings? And then the Government listened, and changed their…

Orange ya gonna go?

I envy people who stop at orange lights. To have nothing better to do, but to voluntarily add at least three minutes to their total commute time, all the while sitting in the driver’s seat with a passenger who’s hashtagging something, and listening to some repetitive advertisement on the radio….. It’s very inconsiderate when the…

Adorable Ardern

Just putting it out there. Is there even a point, having an election in New Zealand next month? Jacinda Ardern is the most loved woman on the planet. Which would make Nationals Opposition Leader Judith Collin’s the most ambitious woman on the planet. And silliest. No doubt she’s got a lot of time and money…

Spotify is no longer single

Does anyone else feel like Spotify knows them better than anyone else sometimes? I jump on in the morning to crank some tunes and there’s all these new suggestions for music to listen to. And I love them all. Aside from the occasional Wiggles track which I attribute to my Disney playlist. And then there’s…

The blame game

Just to clarify, specifically to the media. Australia’s State leaders didn’t release COVID-19 upon their residents. Nor did they initiate the surges. So don’t interview them like they did. They also are not happy about re-visiting restrictions and putting hundreds of thousands of people out of work. So don’t interview them like they are. We…

Unnecessary imagery

Dear everyone with a social media account who achieves some sort of milestone, It’s not a “Who posted it better” competition. Warm regards, Users yet to achieve these milestones.

Starving or precious??

It’s not news that most of Victoria is in lockdown. While I can’t imagine the frustration, it seems residents are starving with the lack of notice they’ve been given. Bit drastic don’t we think? Surely the second surge announcements splashed all over the media for the past week has been an indicator? TV, Digital and…

Tutorial 3: Sex Appeal

Is there something in the Barista training 101 manual that states they must be tall and dark with a surprisingly sexy moustache? Perhaps right after the part that teaches them how to be adoringly friendly with the ability to make anyone, they’ve grinded beans for feel like the most important person in the world. To…